Climbing Heartbreak Hill

200 years apart: M6 motorway and C19th canalway. I know which I prefer

They call the long miles of locks that climb out of the Cheshire plains 'Heartbreak Hill' and when you've spent two days in the rain working your way up the Cheshire Locks you can understand why.
We are heading south west towards Stoke on Trent and the Midlands and the locks have been coming steadily: a flight of nine; a short gap, then a couple, then another couple and just when you feel like a breather, a flight of five.
But, oddly enough, I enjoy these locks. Most are twinned so a boat can go up one while another goes down the other. That means fewer queues on a busy canal. They're handsome locks, too, as the canal climbs among the smooth fields and oak trees of Cheshire's prime cattle country.

Money well spent? More towpath becoming high speed cycleway

Though it's a main canal route it's been six years since we've used it and its details had slipped from both our minds. But every so often, a bend, a building, a lock brought back a memory of our last trip. The saddest I recalled immediately we neared it was at Wheelock Wharf where we had been filling with water when a shocked girl walked up and said: "Amy Winehouse is dead!" Six long years ago; it's hard to believe.
Tonight we are moored up, 25 locks up the climb, at Church Lawton - a spot I can barely recollect but Vicky remembers vividly - "there's a big house, a church and a graveyard with a boater's grave." Between our memories we could probably recollect a whole canal.
The last six locks today were done in pouring rain but as we settled in the warm with a cuppa I could only feel sorry for the two wet crew slowly towing a broken down hire boat back to its base at Middlewich: only 25 locks to go, lads.

Weaver of dreams

Autumn colours add to the natural beauty of the rural river

I think the River Weaver is my favourite waterway. There is just one thing wrong with it: it's too short. If only it were 50 miles long instead of just twenty.
There is so much beautiful scenery, so much industrial history and – it has to be said – more than enough grim industrial present day in its length. And, besides, for a big engined, deep boat like Harry its scale and depth are just heavenly.
So, rather than try and describe it all in words, here is a selection of photos that seem to sum it up.

Salt is the great industry; miles of
caverns and roads lie underground

A vast spaghetti of chemical works
 spreads along one end of the river

Old industry lies hidden in the woods like ruins of an ancient world

The Weaver is home to boats of every size, style – and condition

Seagoing ships used its vast locks to and from the Mersey

A small new marina breathes
life into the Winsford end

But at the other the old Runcorn
docks and church are out of bounds

And, of course, the way to and from the river
is via the amazing Anderton Lift

Small but beautiful

Looking down at Church Minshull in the valley below

It might be just ten miles long and a mere 'branch' but the Middlewich Branch is pretty as a picture. Several pictures in fact.
This little canal forms a vital connection between the Shroppie and the Trent & Mersey so it's always busy with canal ring traffic. But don't hurry if you come this way for the views down across the Weaver valley and into the distance are superb and there are some fine moorings to admire them from. We moored looking down onto the pretty village of Church Minshull and an hour later we were walking through it, admiring its fine church, after a steep footpath walk down through the woods.

Sickdog Brian rejects all the menu choices

Unfortunately we had more on our mind than walks for Seadog Brian was becoming Sickdog Brian, refusing a whole line of different tempting food morsels and looking sorry for himself. He managed the downhill, gravity assisted section of our walk but then it was into the backpack for the return.
By Middlewich we were fearing the worst for the old boy – he is 16 now after all – but, instead of finding a vet, we found a Lidl and bought another assortment of treats: sausages, bacon, gravy, chicken. I was licking my own lips.
We headed north out of the town on the T&M and moored for the night at Bramble Cuttings, an old clay pit on the offside that had been turned into a delightful mooring spot with its own 'beach'.

The next morning Sickdog hopped out of bed and ran up and down the boat like a puppy. "Me? Ill? No, I'm fine: where's my breakfast?" His relieved parents fed him bacon and egg to celebrate.
From the Cuttings we headed up to the Anderton Lift and down onto the River Weaver where we are now.

What, me? Ill? No, it was all a trick to get sausages for breakfast

Because it's there

Another view of the famous aqueduct

There we were in Nantwich a couple of weeks ago wondering where to head next. We'd come round the Staffs & Worcs (yet again) and up the Shroppie; entertained our daughter and her dotty dog Ziggy – who scared her, me and probably himself when he dived in and swam for the boat from the towpath where they were walking while I was putting it into a winding hole.
We'd also met up with our old mate Brian Jarrett and finally got to look over his interesting boat Autarky, but then Olivia went home, Brian moved on and we wondered where to go. Somewhere different, somewhere we hadn't been for a long while.
The Liverpool Link, I suggested, or even the Llangollen. We'd thoroughly enjoyed both in Nb Star but we'd tried the Llangollen in Harry a couple of years back and hadn't enjoyed it at all. It beat us; we had to turn round and retreat after Ellesmere when Bridge 61 proved an impassable obstacle. We even got stuck several times on the retreat. (Turns out they'd opened the tap a bit more at the reservoir end and lowered the canal levels by 3-4 inches, which was enough to stop us.)
So what did we choose? Why, the Llangollen of course. Unfinished business. Because it's there. Because other three feet deep boats have done it. All that sort of daft stuff.
A reminder that this is one special canal came right at the start – we caught the tail end of a queue up Hurleston Locks. A boat had been stuck for several hours in the bottom lock which is getting inexorably narrower due to subsidence issues.
But we got through and chugged happily along through pictureseque Shropshire cattle country. The first dozen miles hold few fears: a scattering of locks and the occasional lift bridge. The Llangollen is generously endowed with 48-hour visitor moorings (complete with rings). We stopped the first night on one in the middle of nowhere then moved on to the six locks of Grindley Brook – three closely packed, snaking round a couple of corners to a three step staircase. There's a lockie on duty here which was lucky for the German crew behind us as the Kapitan couldn't grasp the procedure at all despite, or maybe because of, my efforts to explain. Grindley has the feel of being a pretty canal oasis but put your nose through the hedge and there's a thundering A-road just feet away.
We reached Whitchurch in time for its annual boat rally. It's a little bit of a cosy, village fete affair compared with the likes of Braunston or Audlem but homely and friendly, with a collection of boats down the short canal Arm and stalls selling the usual nick nacks, home made cakes and bacon baps. The newly formed Chamberlain Carrying Company was there with Mountbatten & Jellicoe which Richard and Ruth will be running up and down the canal selling fuel.
By now in a state of mild but growing anxiety, I quizzed Richard relentlessly about getting a deep boat down it (as I had been anyone who appeared along the cut in something that might have been more than rowing boat deep.) He had plenty of tips and reassurance and if a bloke could do it dragging a butty then so could we.
Whitchurch town is a 15 minute walk away down the unrestored remainder of the canal arm. We went there on Saturday to find that the 'artisans' had arrived in Shropshire: the main street was closed for a bustling market where bushy-bearded young men and their pretty girlfriends sold exotic food products and artistic artefacts amid the usual pork pies and cheese stalls.
It's a really appealing little town is Whitchurch and well worth the walk - we went back and forth several times over our weekend.
But, come Monday, Ellesmere beckoned and, en route, our encounter with three old foes which had beached us on the last trip. The scenery changes curiously on the way; cattle country suddenly gives way to eerie and almost prehistoric flat, low lying scrubland that is the remains of peat bogs. After that come the forest lined 'meres' - large lakes formed after the Ice Age. And in between is Bettisfield where silting up around the long line of moored boats leaves only a narrow channel which we managed - just - to negotiate. Last time we spent the night marooned on the silt bank here. And then a huge winding hole – which is actually a lake of mud where we had been trapped as well. This time we inches through.
After the meres, the short Ellesmere Tunnel did bring us to a halt at its mouth – it always seems to – but poling soon got us off.
We squeezed into the Arm – the canal was getting noticeably busy now – shopped at Tesco which seems to have done what Tesco does and sucked most of the life out of the drab town centre and had a substantial and sound meal at the Red Lion where most of the big pub seemed to be full of people from the visiting boats.
Already we were realising that the Llangollen is as much a river as a canal: it flows down to the Hurleston reservoir at 2-3mph and this flow plus the heavy boat traffic create a channel that often wanders like a drunk around the route. But let the boat nose its way along and you've found the main secret to keeping going.
This time it even got us through the infamous Bridge 61, though the build up of silt there pushed us right to one side of the bridgehole and we only just squeezed by. The same again, though never as bad, happened at almost every bridge as we kept going and going until mooring in virtual darkness outside The Poacher's Pocket pub and almost in Wales.
No pub visit tonight, though, the Chirk Aqueduct and Tunnel beckoned, both notoriously slow in any boat. Would we get stuck again? We set the alarm for 6am, I woke at 5 in a cold sweat, and we were on our way before sunrise. I'd marked our boat hook at our maximum depth and stood in the bows like someone from Moby Dick, prodding it into the water and signalling the route to Mrs B.

The handsome Chirk Aqueduct and railway viaduct

In the end, both Aqueduct and Tunnel were fine - just really, really slow. (You're fighting the water flow, remember). It was the shorter Whitehouse Tunnel a mile further on that nearly did for us. The route in was badly shoaled and we almost stopped. In the narrow, shallow tunnel we never really got moving again and I was pulling from the towpath to help the straining engine. Now I know what a poor ruddy boat horse felt like!
But from there, all went swingingly. Much of the channel is now concrete sided and deep, though narrow. Having left at 6.15, we crossed the Pontcysyllte at 9.00 while everyone was still having breakfast. It was as awesome, as glorious a piece of engineering as ever.
We didn't do the left turn to Llangollen but moored straight ahead at Trevor basin and gave a collective 'phew' that must have been heard in Hurleston. The rest of the day we spent either napping or exploring - including a walk down to the river at the base of the Aqueduct. In the evening we went across the basin to The Navigation to try its 'famous' pies – which sadly proved to be more like infamous.

Almost there - the final narrows

Another early start at 6.30 the next morning saw us head up towards Llangollen. This was the summit assault. There was no turning back. The run into the town has one turning point midway: after that if you can't go forwards you could be reversing for four miles back to it! With a string of hireboats trying to avoid you. Worse there are two long sections of 'narrows' which are only one boat wide. Get stuck there and you've screwed everyone up. And don't ask CRT for help – the 'official' depth is 21 inches.
That proved nonsense: the channel is mostly man-made in concrete and while we scraped the bottom here and there we were never in real danger. Only at one point, near the start, where older and newer sections meet at a short narrows does the depth lessen and we were still okay.
Much relieved, we reached the Basin, moored at nine and headed straight for a monster Full English Welsh breakfast at the horseboat cafe. And wonderful it was too.
We spent the weekend in the busy, touristy little town watching the Harleys at a HOG weekend rally, walking to Telford's ingenious Horseshoe Weir where the canal is fed from the River Dee and taking a ride on the great steam railway.
Then it was time to return and, yes, yet another early start at 6.30. We crept out of the Basin and down the channel, thinking everyone else was still asleep. They weren't – pretty quickly we were heading a line of about six boats.

Where it all begins - the Horseshoe Weir

All went swingingly, running with the flow now, across both aqueducts and through both tunnels until we reached Bridge 19W at Poacher's Pocket where we graunched to a halt on the exit in a channel that appeared little more than ankle deep! We were eventually pulled through by helpers from the bank and discovered that the deep channel is barely a boat wide – and the line was blocked by a moored boat.
From there on practically every bridgehole was a challenge: those which weren't silted had a boat coming the other way. We got through but it wasn't much fun. At the end of a long and tiresome day we just wanted a pub and a pie but the moorings at the canalside Jack Mytton were more than full so we pressed on to the Narrowboat at Maestermyn. Only to find that this was the one day it wasn't open with an apologetic note on the door!
Next morning we set off toward Ellesmere fearing the worse after our earlier exploits but all was fine - even the dreaded Bridge 61. Seadog Brian wasn't: he'd started several worrying days of illness by being sick on our bed! Fortunately Ellesmere has a launderette. Washing done, we headed onwards through the little Tunnel without grounding (a first, hooray), got ourselves briefly stuck in the notorious winding hole near Bridge 50 – the right 'line' coming back taking us a completely different way across the middle of the hole than the bank hugging route down – then eased successfully by the moored boats at Bettisfied, passing the cheery coalman on Mountbatten as we went. "You deserve a medal, doing this canal" shouted Mrs B. He does indeed.
We moored in the weirdness of Whixall Moss and moved off the next day at a more sane hour. The worst was behind us: a night at Wrenbury and then a final run to the locks at Hurleston where the Llangollen said goodbye to us with a ferocious wind and hailstorm.
Had it been worth it? Yes it had. Harry has now been everywhere. And in truth the challenges were no harder than we'd faced on other shallow canals. Llangollen is a great destination, too. Next time we will probably go well out of season – in summer the canal is like the M25 at times (except that learner drivers are allowed).

The bent stick test. Is it deep enough here?

I've had a roaring in my ears

Oh what an unremittingly tedious stretch of canal these first fifteen miles of the Trent & Mersey make.
Having dispatched the heavy and awkward first five double width locks of the canal we join the railway, briefly, and then the roar of the A38 trunk road which accompanies the canal, sometimes separated by little more than a bit of Armco, for mile after noisy mile. And, having spent too long moored by the A38 in the past, I can tell you that this road is never quiet.
The road is one thing, the dreary long straights through a landscape of gravel pits, old and new, is another. There's little to distract you from the traffic roar.
Despite all this the little town of Willington (above) continues to thrive. Once known only for its power station cooling towers it's become the go-to destination on a sunny weekend for anyone fancying a spot of waterway entertainment. It's puffed its chest out and said 'come on in, tourists'.
The Green Dragon pub, which had just become a decent eaterie when we last visited has expanded dramatically, taking over the adjacent two properties for B&B accommodation and doubling its garden. It was heaving. So was the new tea room round the corner. And even the other two local boozers weren't quiet. Up the road, the already huge Mercia Marina has more shops, waterside cabins and bars under construction too.
And of course there are us boaters as part of the Saturday show.

A rare vertical rainbow or sundog

We visited the (new, improved) Co-op then headed out in search of a mooring with bit more quiet and a decent phone signal. We found the latter but the A38 was now droning past nearby. At least the railway was gone. And we saw a rare vertical rainbow, a sundog, caused apparently by the sun reflecting off ice crystals in high clouds.

A lonely looking black swan in Burton

Today saw us head through Burton upon Trent, with a brief shop stop at the local Lidl, a couple of forlorn looking streets away from our mooring in this every-dowdy town. And then out into the country again - which won't seemingly be country much longer. A new bridge and road next to the Bridge Inn at Branston will lead to a massive new housing development - to be called, wait for it, 'Branston Locks'.

Tatenhill Lock; a pretty spot of calm amid the traffic din

This will add yet more noise to the A38 which now marched beside us more or less unrelentingly for five miles until we reached Wychnor Lock. Here the canal swerves away and, briefly, merges with the River Trent – which makes things tricky in bad weather – before reaching the peaceful sanctuary of pretty Alrewas, where we are now.

A boat name that is exactly what it says on the tin

Off the river and already missing it

 We are finally off the River Soar and back onto the canals – the Trent & Mersey to be precise. And we are already missing the deep water, the fine views and the twisting, turning nature of a river that is right up there among our favourites.
The last couple of days have been a continuing delight, though the weather was perhaps a little too scorchio at times. We'd given Loughborough short shrift last time we came this way but a longer wander revealed a not unpleasant little town with a big, old fashioned market in its pedestrianised centre and a decent collection of shops. It's a bit of a stroll from the canal but, as I always say, if in doubt follow the grannies. And a gaggle of grannies off a bus led us straight to the shops.
The waterway arcs around the town and exits via two locks. At the first a couple of drunks were cooling their feet in the water at the lock landing and quite unperturbed when a 20 ton narrowboat came within a couple of feet of those feet. A giant anonymous industrial works overshadows the second at Bishops Meadow; I suspect it's some sort of power station or recycling plant.

Aircraft are a blight on Kegworth

We were back on the river proper now, save for a short canal cut at Zouch and wound our way through open country, past the posh riverside homes and pretty but vulnerable waterside wooden cabins at Normanton on – or occasionally under – Soar (top pic), to Kegworth where we moored for the night. Last time we were here we got caught in a massive thunderstorm and mused on the likelihood of lightning striking the tall chimney of Narrowboat Star. Thunderstorms were forecast again but they held off. I'd made the shocking discovery earlier we were low on beer stocks so we walked into the town Co-op to to remedy that.
I've been through Kegworth a few times on the A6 and it's a forgettable little place, hammered by heavy traffic and by aircraft coming over it to land at East Midlands Airport. The walk from the river reveals some nicer backstreets but you can't be away from that aircraft noise.
We got back to the boat and as we stepped inside a torrential downpour began.

Barges everywhere at Redhill Marina

Today the last three miles of Soar took us down towards its junction with the Trent and how things have changed on this stretch. When we last passed, Redhill Marina was a scruffy place full of small plastic boats. Now it's wall to wall widebeams and Dutch barges – I haven't seen so many barges together since the Thames.

And a leopard skin narrowboat too

Finally we reached Trent Lock, where the Soar meets the Trent at a mighty watery Tee junction. Well, it's a cross roads actually as straight across from us is the Erewash Canal. We swung left, upstream through the Sawley locks and finally left the Trent to enter the Trent & Mersey Canal.

Into the quiet of the canal at Shardlow

In bad weather, when the rivers are flowing fiercely, it's a sheltered sanctuary. Today, ticking over past a mile or more of boats it seemed, frankly, a bit of an anti-climax. I don't think many people enjoy the first few miles of the T&M; the scenery is bland and the locks are wide, deep and heavy. We moored up after three of them and took an evening wander down the disused Derby&Ashby railway, now a cycleway, to take a last, lingering look at the Trent. It'll be a while until we are back on a river.

After a hard day's lockwheeling Seadog Brian has a nap

Messing about on the river

Today was everything that is great about being out on the river. Terrific weather, fine scenery and a whole lot of people enjoying themselves in every sort of style from bicycle pedalloes to canoes to little plastic cruisers to monster widebeams. And, of course, Tug Harry enjoying having a serious depth of water beneath it at last.
We’ve been through some of the prettiest reaches of the Soar today; the river twists and turns its way between rush and willow edged low banks that offer views across the fields. It’s open, empty country.

The idyllic Cossington Lock moorings

The isolated Cossington Lock, with moorings watched over by  herd of longhorn cattle is divine. Finally the river touches habitation at Mountsorrel, passing the gardens of fine houses before reaching the lock. It’s flanked by a pub to ensure plenty of gongoozling action.
On the way there we’d fuelled up at Sileby Mill Boatyard (amazingly, our first fuelling stop since way back at Stourport). They deserve a plug: friendly, helpful and with a well stocked chandlery.

A pedallo with a difference

From Mountsorrel it was just a short run to Barrow-upon-Soar: short but full of boating action. Canoes, of course, and plastic cruisers and our first Dutch barge but also bicycles on floats with paddle power and – zaniest of all – what must have been a home created paddle-wheel canoe. Houseboats, too, on riverside moorings and, inevitably those floating tanks, the widebeams.

River boating comes in every shape and size

Then through Pillings Flood Lock and into another rural stretch where we’ve moored to leave the treats of Loughborough for tomorrow.
It’s been a great day on the water and that the canals, with their ranks of shiny clonecraft and grumpy owners grumbling about people ‘going too fast’ (or not going at all) are maybe missing something. The waterways are there to be enjoyed; in a canoe, a cheap plastic boat or even a pedallo.

On the river even the grumbling is entertaining